"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
can that be abbreviated FBI?
[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it
He goes by many names.
Happy Cas day!
This is life
Please listen, it can only improve your day
House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
listening to bands that aren’t twenty one pilots
Look at this
I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse
Harry James you precious baby
I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO
It was so calculated
He remembered that conversation
actual, possible redemption for Voldemort
he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved
before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together
Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
"Love is an open doo-"
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
Y’all seen this new picture of Gerard yet?
have a nice day.
hell fucking yeah
shit son this site is getting intense
well…. its only 15 minutes… can I close my eyes
*REPEATEDLY SLAMS HAND ON BUTTON*
I WOULD DO it
is she worth my intestines
3x salary for sitting on ass
SITS ON BUTTON
"like fresh ramen"
*SLAMS HAND ON BUTTON LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW*
I’m fucking sold come here Sock’s hair we’re getting hitched
This sucks, I spent four year in high school and now they only want 15 minutes?